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Retard Pattern of the day:
Finished Size: enough to satisfy your appetite Materials: Special Crochet Stitch: The Finger Grab Gauge: each finger grab should be 12” (30.5 cm) long Crochet Pattern: Spaghetti Sauce
Medium Weight Yarn (Beige, Red)
Index finger and thumb (or equivalent fingers as necessary)
Scissors
1 Bowl
1 Fork
1 person to play a trick on
Place the indicated yarn between index finger and thumb.
Apply ample pressure to squeeze strand of yarn, such that it does not slip from between fingers.
Pull yarn the indicated distance then let go.
Note: the finger grab may be tricky for some, just remember that practice makes perfect!
Start by placing bowl under work. By finishing off each finger grab, it should land in the bowl.
Row 1 – 50: With beige, finger grab, finish off.
Row 1 – 10: With red, finger grab, finish off.
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Retard pattern of the day:
Crochet Bracelet in Lion Brand® Martha Stewart CraftsTM/MC Mambo
GAUGE:
Exact gauge is not essential to this project.
BANGLE
With 2 strands held together, chain 10.
Fasten off.
Knot ends.
FINISHING
Hide ends by tucking them under other strands with your fingers.
…… Yup…
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Am i the only one seeing this??
(If not, then at least you are now. Oh, and by the way.. don’t ask me what manga, that last one is from! Please don’t!)
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Naughty Hookers:
- Am i the only one who wants to do doilies with like obvious phallic structures and filet crochet with like naughty words in them? -- Not just regular "huhuhuuh boooobs.. i did a boooob..!"
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Listen, i don’t want my toast burnt in real life — why the hook would i like to crochet burnt toast!?!?!?
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