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Attack of the ugly crochet from out-of-place

Those funfur legwarmers- The pompom dress- that "halloween" mask from your nightmares - This is the page for those nightmare-ish cro-ations of the past, the future and outerspace.
No copyright infringement is intended, I am just doing this for fun.


If you want, I have the how-to's stored on my computer.
Dec 17 '13

kathipr asked:

PLEASE may I have the pattern for the christmas tree hat/scarf! I MUST make them!!!!!

I’m sorry, but I don’t have the pattern for that, as it is a reblog and not one of the things I’ve dug out of my own “ugly crochet archive”. 

You could just use a pattern for a christmas tree and attach the balls afterwards :) 

Nov 22 '13

high-tech-low-fashion:

yoooOOOOooo

Aug 21 '13
firesidefortune:

Side view #crochetdermy#crochet#crafts#walrus#britishcrafts#taxidermy#fauxtaxidermy

firesidefortune:

Side view #crochetdermy#crochet#crafts#walrus#britishcrafts#taxidermy#fauxtaxidermy

Jun 29 '13
haileysdays:

The best synopsis of crochet that I’ve seen.

haileysdays:

The best synopsis of crochet that I’ve seen.

Nov 3 '12
craftyallo:

copper-boooom:

crochetdork:

veruca-assault:

(via Crochet Christmas)
When crochet goes terribly wrong.


Guys, guys, this is why we can’t have nice things.

I don’t even know what this is

When bad things happen to good yarn…

craftyallo:

copper-boooom:

crochetdork:

veruca-assault:

(via Crochet Christmas)

When crochet goes terribly wrong.

Guys, guys, this is why we can’t have nice things.

I don’t even know what this is

When bad things happen to good yarn…

Sep 21 '12
mindoncoffee:

Long Hooded Coat.  Click the photo for the crochet pattern

mindoncoffee:

Long Hooded Coat.  Click the photo for the crochet pattern

Jul 9 '12
Star Book No 80 Crochet Gay and Gifty Ideas (1951)

Star Book No 80 Crochet Gay and Gifty Ideas (1951)

Jul 9 '12
Racist crochet from 1952

Racist crochet from 1952

Jun 10 '12
shoutinginstereo:

This is terrifying and I want it.

shoutinginstereo:

This is terrifying and I want it.

(Source: runyoupigeonsitsrobertfrost)

Mar 9 '12
Jan 13 '12
superseventies:

Best Of The Vests - 1970s men’s crochet and knit fashions.

superseventies:

Best Of The Vests - 1970s men’s crochet and knit fashions.

(Source: sewnewthings)

Dec 25 '11
cosmicspread:

Fuck Quilt by cosmicspread
*for sale now on etsy*

cosmicspread:

Fuck Quilt by cosmicspread

*for sale now on etsy*

Dec 24 '11
Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

Dec 24 '11
Zebra mittens from Annies Attic no. 54

Zebra mittens from Annies Attic no. 54

Dec 23 '11
Best Pattern for a last minute present for Dad.
this pattern is trash.

Best Pattern for a last minute present for Dad.

this pattern is trash.